Baby Mama Drama

That's right boys and girls, I had a cheeseburger today **gasp**. "But Lindsay, that is NOT part of the P90X," you say. I know, I know. But, I just so happen to be out and about while doing a little job hunting today that I had to stop at Sonic and get a tiny, little smidgen of a cheeseburger..and a Vanilla Diet Coke..oopsie daisy :) Ohhh man, but how I enjoyed every little particle of the burger....so greasy, yet so yummy...**sigh**

So, what does a cheeseburger have to do with this post? Absolutely nothing. It just happened to be the highlight of my day.

Adam was the DH last night (the 23rd). Let me just start off by saying the none of the guys did too hot at the plate, there were only 3 hits total for the Bees during the whole game. Adam went 0 for 2 and then they put Reggie Willits in to DH for the rest of the game. I was a little confused on why Adam was the only one that was taken out, when the rest of the other guys weren't getting hits either. Hmmm, just when you think you have finally figgered' these Angels/Bees out..there they go, just-a-switching things around! I guess I will never totally understand this life.

I just talked to him a few minutes ago and he is DH'ing again..I am going to say a long prayer tonight..(Ohhh my lovely sweet baby Jesus, please let Toasty get a hit tonight..for this makes him very happy, which leads me to being very happy, which THEN leads to everyone else being happy..because if I ain't happy, nobody's happy. Amen). Sounds good to me..right?

Ok, this is going to be a little random, and for those of you who have,unfortunately (!), never met me in person, it might make you think of me like I am a total weirdo-which I am. Ok, so for the past few nights I have been a total insomniac. Wednesday night I didn't go to bed until 5:15 in the morning, I just couldn't do it! I watched "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" until about 3:30 then just sat on the couch. Do you know how I got myself to go downstairs and get in bed? Well, I saw a commercial with E.T. (yes, the extra terrestrial) and it freaked my freak. I was so scared. I pictured him sitting outside the window that I was sitting by. That ultimately let me downstairs in which I locked myself in my room and finally fell asleep. Crazy, huh? Oh, you just wait though, it gets better. I feel like this next story needs it's own paragraph....

Last night I was totallyforsure that I was going to be able to go to bed early since the night before I stayed up until morning time. Then, 3:00am rolls around and I just knew this couldn't be true. Why can't I sleep??? I even drank a small glass of wine at about 11:00pm to make sure that I was going to be tired. What-had-happened-was that while my pretty little glass of wine was sitting on the coffee table, I went to rest my feet right where that pretty little glass sat and it turned right over. Wine was everywhere...all over the table, dripping onto the floor, on 5 of Tanner's Thank You cards, Tanner's car keys, Asher's Mylanta..EVERYWHERE! I was so flustered that I didn't even know where to begin on the clean up process! Ok, moving on. Finally, at 3:15 I carry myself to bed and quickly fall asleep. That's when the freak show began. I wake up at 5:13 (on the dot) because I am coughing my head off and practically gagging. I am also sweating like a little pig. You are never going to guess why all of this was happening..so I will spare you the suspense...ready for this?? I dreamt that I swallowed the cap to the liquid laundry detergent. I know, I am a freak. You just don't know how happy I was to wake up and find that I really didn't swallow that big ol' cap. Phhheeewww! Thank you Lord!

Either some of you are laughing right now, or you are sitting there thinking,"This girl is mental."..I would go with the latter.

On that note, I am going to eat and watch the game! Nighty night!